Monday, August 8, 2011

zip(less)


Ladies, have you ever gained that extra 5-10lbs and found yourself in an hour struggle to pull those new pair of expensive, True Religion jeans up? Well the fact remains that the last pair is a 4 and you are a 4+4. Wait! Voila! After much sucking in, tucking, and frustration, you've managed to pull them up. Paint them on, sort of speak. But, that was only the beginning. Now you've found yourself wondering how deep you can breath in to get them tight puppies zipped. You say to yourself, "Was it worth it?" Even if one is able to zip them, one still has the arduous task of taking them off. Get the primer ready because the zipper AIN'T happening. What should you do? Lose the weight or find another size elsewhere? Or maybe you should just leave them and find another style that fits you better.

Sometimes, we have to realize that every person we call a friend is not always the right one, no matter how hard and long we try to make them fit. Like the jean scenario mentioned above, some friends may be able to be squeezed in, pulled up, or look great on the outside. But, what about inside? What's more, are they worth the hassle, your time, and/or energy? Are they that zipper that won't close? You know the ones that you confide in and their mouth just won't zip. Anything you tell them is like a button ready to pop on a small shirt , being abused by an XXL denier. If a friend seems to cause you unneeded burdens, it might be time to lose the unnecessary weight, change into something else for the time being (in the instance the problem might be you), take them to the nearest resale shop, or get rid of them all together. BLACK TRASH BAGGED! Thoughts?


This leads me to my next post. Until next time...

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